Ryan M. Eft has 8 chronicles

1. Now I haff a title, ho ho ho
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Mar 07 2009

   Welcome to Gathering of Gamers, where we won't stick a fork in your eye for liking Sony.
   
   See, my slogans are excellent. But I get no respect, no respect.
   
   Never mind that I'm over at Kid's Fest with the GoG, scaring children away. I still don't get any...
   
   Wait, I'm...really?
   
   OK, Ben is telling me I'm not supposed to scare them away. Well, that...that changes things.
   
   I guess there's no longer a call for the electrified flowers.
   
   Dynafire and Ryublitz are over by the entrance getting drunk, and they just offered some five year olds a Heinie, so none of us are feeling any pain...yet.
   
   Also, Ben tells me I should name everyone here. So:
   
   Dynafire (still drunk)
   Ryublitz (sobering up and starting to realize what he's using as a hat)
   Ben, who is wondering what the deuce he's got himself into by telling me to post
   Dead Pixels, that guy is a jerk
   Zmaine, I don't really know who he is, but he looks like a fellow who has a healthy appreciation of showtunes
   Seripha. Anyone else think that sounds like a Final Fantasy villain?
   Vand Meltdown, an eighties hair band no one remembers
   
   Apparently, that's that.

   
   

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Ryan M. Eft has 3 comment s on this chronicle.

1. BEN
   Posted On Mar 08 2009

   
   
   Thanks for stopping up to join us at Kidsfest 2009 Ryan!

2. JackDaniels624
   Posted On Mar 08 2009

   Wow Dynafire, you sure sobered up fast! And oh silly Ryu, those winecoolers always make you wear silly things as hats.

3. Dynafire
   Posted On Mar 07 2009

   hw dareyousa y im durnk. I mtotal ly sobr. Yer justm ad that Im guitar good fake rockstr.
   
   (Note, that I am not actually drunk-typing, just trying my best to imitate it. )